Man Down

Coach might not be of much use for the next month due to Epstein-Barr beating him down. Rach, can't you pull some strings for me?
According to Wikipedia, my special condition is "caused by multi-tasking and talking to girl named Morgan."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/mono

Coach's wife, I multitasked but I swear I never talked to Morgan.

Wednesday's game is at 7pm. If I am awake I can intimidate the opposition with threatened drooling.