Bring your slingshot and $30

This Thursday at 8 pm The Bulldog (AKA Giant Killers) plays Team Renegade Co-ED (AKA Team Serious). I'm going to show up around 7 with a cracked bat and some balls to see if we can get some practice in before the game. We'll see if there's an open field or check out those batting cages that are located beyond left field of Field 11. Team Serious is fully outfitted with batting gloves, softball pants, cleats, multiple bats, and facial hair . . . so be ready.

If you haven't paid the team fee, bring money to the game.

Team Bulldog with an adoring fan 

Playing is fun, winning is better

We won our first game of the season 4-3 over the Crappies. We played the first inning 2 girls short so our opponents may tried to claim a bullshit forfeit victory.

Karl was a clutch pitcher getting key strikeouts and ground balls. Our defense fantastic with Ben making deadly accurate throws from short to first, TJ was a black hole in left field, and BK made a great unnecessary diving catch. Carrie was key at second, especially when she ran down the dick red haired guy to end the game. Ginger was wise to avoid a ball going foul. Overall, everyone contributed to a great win.

Postgame after the first win of the season 

Save Time, Wear Your Work Clothes

Early game at 6 this week versus the Crappies. I believe they are named after the fish rather than excrement. Let me know if you are going to have trouble making it to the game on time or in its entirety.

Thursday May 12 is T-Shirt Night

Come to the game tomorrow and get a free Bulldog t-shirt.*

Also bring $30 to the game to cover team registration fee, softballs, and misc. overhead. Or it you are a PayPal user (https://www.paypal.com/) you can send me cash instant transfer/echeck style to way too.

We lost 6-1 last week to Team Hearn (AKA M&I Bank AKA Arch Enemies of RNS AKA Reduce Miliary Spending). From what I remember it was still quite fun. I pitched with minimal walks. Ben hit a solo home run for our only run. We had a dude named AC from Mayslack's team help out so we'd have enough guys. I picked him because he hit an over the fence home run the game before ours.

We play Mayslack's this week at 9 p.m. under the lights. We should consider walking AC.

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Game at 8 tonight. Karl is on the DL for a while with a broken toe/ankle. Someone will have to step up as pitcher. Will it be you?

After the game last week the ump warned us that in the future, anyone caught drinking would be thrown out of the game, Not all of the umps are as by the book as him, but it’s probably a good idea to pour your favorite beverages into a thermos pregame for maximum stealth.