Coach as The Dude?

Hot Dog!

Hot Dog!
Originally uploaded by Ghostface CRZA

This is the time of year when beisbol is actually interesting. The wiener won the race over my boy Italian Sausage in the big race tonight at Miller Park in Milwaukee. Coach also saw the Brewers retain first place with a 3-2, 2 out grand slam in the bottom of the 11th. The Twins also took 1st place with a comeback win over the Suck Sox.

Captain & Coach

Captain & Coach
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Above: (L to R) Captain Morgan, Coach (not pictured are the Captain's four headband passing wenches).

Bulldog Down

Bulldog Down
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Photo Caption: 80s Country Singer Mickey Gillis on a sub shop wall in Kansas City

Maya got worked by a softball that hit her in the collarneckbone on an errant throw as part of a double play attempt. This was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my five years as player/coach. With the grace of Jeebus she is just now regaining her ability to walk and speak without a lisp. My greatest regret as Coach is that I didn't have whiskey in the first aid kit to kill the pain.

On a positive note, ringers Jill and Amy came in to help continue the hotness . . . Our our winning streak. We made the win over 1st place Capella University (13-6) feel easy thanks to smart fielding and timely hitting. This year we have guaranteed a winning record plus third place in the league. This may not sound like a lot but it is considering that we didn't even have a white board (or Mel Jensen's glove) five years ago.

Side Note
Meg is back with hits that landed her on second and third bases the past few games.

Sad Note
Tomorrow is the last game of the season.

Super Note
Pinata party at Coach's this Saturday.

Saucy Note
The Punchy Awards back at Buca this year? I say yes. You say?

16 Feet of Love

This is why Coach is so tired. Giving birth to a 6,000 lb. baby is hard work.

Faces of the Game: Coach

Faces of the Game: Coach
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Coach with Polish Weiners.

We came back from a big deficit and won by at least four. They had a 7 run first inning. One big inning really helped us. Leviticus had a homer as did someone else. My recollection could be better without Ojo Malo (Evil Eye) cerveza. The Cappella University ladies are still hots for Karl.

Coach helped out Tyler by filling in with a unique DJ set that included the Mexican Hat Dance and BBD - Poison among others.

BBQ'd Softball

Grill&Chill @ 7:00 p.m.
Kill at 9:00 p.m.

Coach and Karl are bringing grills. You do what you need to do. Get it did.

Pay to Play

Due to increased ethanol production Coach's salary, team registration, umpires, and the cost of softballs has jumped dramatically in the past year. Everyone needs to give Coach $35 to play. Cash money is always preferred.

1-0 UNDFTD

1-0 UNDFTD
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According to wire reports the Bulldog dominated the New Momars 12 to something this evening. Levi pitched like a future All-Star in his Bulldog debut. The Bulldog showed some rust in the field which enabled the bad guys to score a run or two.

This photo was taken in Sun City, Arizona today by Coach. These things are placed on golf holes and moved frequently to scare away the Canadian geese.

Opening Day Mental Droppings

Opening Day Mental Droppings
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I am expecting the true leaders to emerge for our first game against the New Momars. Leaders: Meg is Coach's wife, not Mrs. Coach. Don't stick her with scoring, lineup making, or keyboard and amp setup. Leaders: bother Karl to get us new shirts. Leaders: ask youself what you want to accomplish and then make it happen. The only true way to predict the future is to create it.

Bulldog Bowling in Da Club (Attendance Required)

It's been too long frenz. Our compulsory meeting will be held at Memory Lanes in south Minneapolis on Saturday February 23rd at 7 pm. There will be something for everyone - black lights, nachos, leased footwear, beer, and inspirational speeches from Coach.




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Coach's Birthday/Xmas

Do something nice for yourself - buy Coach a gift. He wants a shirt from Threadless. It doesn't have to be this Communist Party shirt. You know what Coach likes.

Buy one for yourself too, they are only $10 until December 16. BTW, Coach wears an XL.



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Now playing: Carla Bruni - La Noyée
via FoxyTunes

2007 Punchy Awards

Good times. Fun is what got us to where we got and we didn't have enough of it last night. Word is that most people left after Coach (I was sick) took off. Everyone that left early except for me will be running killers before our first game next year.

Winners
1. New Coach (in case Coach dies) - Jeff
2. School Teacher of the Year - Leah
3. Best Sportmanship (Female) - Jackie
4. Best Sportsmanship (Male) - Tyler
5. Rookie of the Year - Tyler
6. Most Likely To Knock Someone Up - Todd
7. Most Likely To Get Knocked Up - Meg
8. Sexiest Lady - Rachel
9. Sexiest Man - Tyler
10. Dude MVP - Ryan
11. Lady MVP - Janna
12. Smartest - Coach
13. Saigon Award - Ryan

Championship Game Thursday

Championship Game Friday
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The Bulldog-Momars rivalry heats up again this Thursday at 9:15. Bring as many fans an you can because we want to flash mob the old man into submission.



BBQ before the game again?



Greetings from Chicago. I'll be back Thursday in time for the game.



Coach

Scouting Report: Tonight's Opponents

If we can't beat a bunch of national insurance wholesalers and management science associates then maybe you need a new coach.
http://www.clarkwamberg.com/

Buy Coach's Wife's Car - SOLD

1999 Nissan Altima GXE
$3,900

Coach's Wife is getting a new vehicle so this is part of the memorabilia sale that's helping to pay for the fresh Japanese steel.

Exterior: Titanium Frost Pearl
Interior: Dusk

120,538 Miles - lots of highway mileage

Comments
Well-maintained, fun to drive sedan, 30+ mpg on the highway is possible. New tires at 110,000 miles, tuneup at 120,000. CarFax Records available on request

Favorite Features

Reliability and Dependability. I wish I could find an American car with this much quality and dependability.

Specs
Bucket Seats | Center Console
Lighted Entry System | Power Brakes
Rear Window Defroster | Tinted Glass
15 Inch Wheels | 2.4L I4 DOHC 16V FI Engine
Automatic Transmission | Tachometer
Driver and Passenger Front Airbags | Cloth Seats
Cruise Control | Power Steering
Remote Trunk Release | Tilt Steering Wheel
Air Conditioning | Intermittent Windshield Wipers
Power Windows | Power Door Locks
Power Exterior Mirrors | AM/FM/CD Audio System

E-Mail the Seller

We will autograph any part of the car upon request.

411 of Coach and Coach's Wife

411 of Coach and Coach's Wife
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Give Coach Money

Give Coach Money
Originally uploaded by Ghostface CRZA.

Coach needs $37 from each of you to cover the cost of league registration and softballs. Coach is also graduating on Saturday so feel free to give him extra money and presents. Join Coach after graduation at the Bulldog N.E. To see him slur his words. Meg sent out an eVite with detail. Holla.

Postcard From Coach

Postcard From Coach
Originally uploaded by Ghostface CRZA.

Greetings,

Wish you were here in sunny Peoria, Arizona. I am at the Spring Training home of the San Diego Padres and Seattle Mariners.



Much Love,

Coach

2003 Punchies

This is from the pre-sponsorship era when the team name was Donkey Punch. Hence the award ceremony called . . . The Punchies.

MVP (Male) - Karl

MVP (Female) - Kelly Kelly

Best Dressed - Anna Thomson

Most Beer and/or Cigarettes Consumed Per Game - Karl

Most Improved - Anna Thompson

Best Play - Andy Powers home run sliding into home wearing shorts

Best Bar Attendance - Coach, Runner-Up - JJ's Clubhouse